I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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