I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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