Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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