I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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