they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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