um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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