You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
false alarm, still single
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