it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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