Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Hello my rib-scented angel!
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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