If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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