I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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