yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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