whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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