Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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