dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Randomize
