They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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