i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
