My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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