At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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