wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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