i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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