Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
