she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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