I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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