No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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