super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
