Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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