Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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