i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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