nutella sex= disaster
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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