I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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