i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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