For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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