cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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