i just had sex bonerless
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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