Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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