omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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