My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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