"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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