There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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