I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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