I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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