Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
