if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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