Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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