That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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