i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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