How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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