So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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