We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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