God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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