We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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