Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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